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5/03/2006

Leif Garrett Just Can't Put Down the Cocaine

What a spec·tac·u·lar·ly bad movie. Leif Garrett is the worst actor of his generation. (Even worse than Willie Ames, and he's Bibleman.) Garrett is so stoned in this movie he can barely keep his eyes open, and most of his lines are incomprehensibly slurred. He's not the only gem though, in reference to a particularly busty cheerleader, the grizzled old handy man says, "Look at that one with the big juggs and tight skirt, don't she make your peepee harder than a ten pound sack of nickel jawbreakers?"

Mind-boggling, simply astounding. I was blown away by this little slice of trash. I highly suggest your rental of it.
- posted by Mason @ 12:27 PM
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