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5/13/2006

Mary's Swap Meet Again
Meg and I went to Mary's today to sell some guitars (total fucking bust, you have to have money to spend it on guitars I guess, and Mary's is pretty much scum-fuck-USA). I had a conversation with a five year old as follows:
(keep in mind that we weren't selling any banjos)
KID: I used to not like banjos, but then I played one and I liked it.
ME: Oh yeah? Are you good at it?
KID: Yeah, I'm real good, but I don't play it now.
ME: Why not?
KID: I used to like banjos, now I like Batmans.
ME: What it Batman played a banjo, would you like that?
KID: (pauses to think a moment) Do you have any batman banjos?

I don't recount this story because I think it's cute or sweet or funny in a KIDS-SAY-THE-DARNDEST-THINGS sort of way, it just made me really happy. I suppose it also made me a little sad, since it made me wish I had a batman banjo. Oh well.
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