Why I love the TCT network

The TCT Network is my favorite religious broadcaster by far. "Why", you ask? The program Christian Films absolutely floors me on a nightly basis. The above film (a twenty six minute gem entitled "The Daylight Zone") is exactly the kind of horse for which I jones. It features the classic lines, "Gimme a fish sandwich and a Mountain Dew, Ray, and make it quick." & "The only thing Jesus every saved me from was a buck 79!"

So this "non-believer" is on his way home to Johnson City, TX when road construction forces him to take a detour into "The Daylight Zone". Suddenly he's not on the road to Johnson City anymore, now he's on the road to Jerusalem. Long story short, he gets accosted by roman soldiers and thrown in prison to be crucifed along with "Jesus of Nazareth" because he doesn't have the right money to "render unto Caeser what is Caeser's". Just as he's about to die, he wakes up and it was all a dream... or was it?

Somehow, this makes him a believer in Jesus. It doesn't make any fucking sense to me, but whatever. I think I'd wake up and think, "wow, what a fucked up dream."

Did I mention that he gives his Mountain Dew to a shepard?
- posted by Mason @ 8:38 PM