I am scum.

I am so unslack, that I want to die.

I have an interview this week so I had to buy a tie. I really don't want to look like a loser with a thrift store tie, so I went to target to buy some clothes. I spent 17.99 on this tie (it looks better in person), and I bought a new blue shirt and brown belt as well. It came out to $60+, which is the most I've ever, ever, ever spent on apparel. It made me physically woozy when I swiped my card at the check out. Megan said I was actually sweating.

I really hate that to support my slack lifestyle I have be a grown up and wear grown up clothes. My only other option I guess is selling weed, and that would make me an even bigger loser than I already am. It would make me a hippie. In short, it would make me Jake Bone.
- posted by Mason @ 5:59 PM