<$BlogRSDURL$>
8/09/2006

I weigh in on the AOL Search Phenom


Pretty much everyone has been covering this VERY extensively, and very well, but I feel there is a real element of pathos that's being missed. Yes, "how to murder your wife" and "do niggers have x-ray vision" are completely fucking hilarious. Endlessly entertaining. But what about the drama, as well as the comedy? I found user 98280, maybe the saddest, most pathetic person on earth. I'll offer no more commentary, but instead, make up your own mind:
98280 symptoms of cocaine addiction 2006-03-17
98280 affects of cocaine use if you are diabetic 2006-03-17
98280 diabetic's use of cocaine 2006-03-17
98280 i am diabetic and use cocaine 2006-03-17
98280 gastrointestinal problems associated with cocaine use 2006-03-17
98280 dealing with abuse from a spouse with mental disorder 2006-03-22
98280 dealing with spouse that has bipolar disorder 2006-03-22
98280 spouse is cruel to everyone in family including animals 2006-03-22
98280 coping with abusive spouses 2006-03-22
98280 what do i need to do to become an actress 2006-03-28
98280 how do i get auditions for acting gigs 2006-03-28
98280 how do i get an agent for acting jobs 2006-03-28
98280 prayers to plead the blood of jesus against problems 2006-04-09
98280 how does a male's cocaine use affect a fetus 2006-04-10
98280 birth defects caused by father's cocaine use 2006-04-10
98280 are chainletter scams ever successful 2006-04-10
98280 how to kill lice in hair 2006-05-09

Don't you see how the WHOLE picture of someone's search history is infinitely more interesting than one or two funny lines? It's all part of my "subtle and oblique is the new slapstick" concept.
- posted by Mason @ 8:30 PM
Ya'll Motherfuckers Said What?:
Post a Comment