Ya'll Cain't Fuck Wit Da Ice Cream Puncha'

Big Babies 99¢ Dream Dollar Plus supplier Jumbo Products has a brand new Ice Cream Puncher, just in time for the holidays. I'm really glad that our landfills are overflowing with this kind of shit. I was searching for pictures of people getting punched in the face and I found this. Jumbo has some truly, truly weird shit.


A boxing kangaroo pen. They also carry some sort of weird, mecha-godzilla robot dinosaur pen.


A chocolate bar that shocks people. I'm pretty sure for it to work, a person would have to think that JUNBAO was a real brand of candy. Additionally, having the word SHOCK in huge letters on the label is sort of a giveaway.


"Say, where can I get one of those crappy pencil things like I had in the third grade. You know, the kind that has a bunch of pre-sharpened pencil tips in plastic tube?" Oh. Well, I guess right here. Maybe we can get those for the gift store at work... they can sit on the shelf next to the touch lamp made out of a trumpet.

More dollar store goodness from our friends' back east, here.
- posted by Mason @ 5:19 PM