IT'S LIKE OXYGEN FOR A DYING MAN!!!!!!!!

Jesus, we've been without internet access for days. Since we don't have a laptop anymore, and I can't post from my pocket pc, there's a huge hole in my blog now. Shit.

To bring you up to speed: it's cold here.

American Idol starts tonight, and I couldn't be happier. I'm especially psyched this year because we get to watch it in HD. (OTA HD, how I love you.) While looking at the Idol website (I'm sick, I know), I found a casting link for a show called "On the Lot". Check the synopsis:

On the Lot is the groundbreaking new show brought to you by reality show mastermind, Mark Burnett, and legendary producer and director, Steven Spielberg. Over the season, the 16 filmmakers will produce short films in every genre every week and the viewers will vote on who gets eliminated. The winning filmmaker will take home a $1 Million development deal!

SPIELBERG? SPIELBERG? I only Dawson's Creek was still on so there could be a whole crossover season where they put Van Der Beek on that show as his character and made all the real contestants pretend like they didn't know he was an actor. That would tv heaven.

But really, SPIELBERG? Shouldn't he be busy making Indie 4, before Harrison Ford comes to his senses and realizes the ship sailed on that project making any sense ten years ago. I love Harrison Ford, and I always have, but let's look at a list of all the movies he's made in the last ten years (since he was 53):

Firewall (2006) - WATCHABLE, BUT IT DIDN'T MAKE ANY SENSE
Hollywood Homicide (2003)- UNWATCHABLE, SO POORLY EDITED I COULDN'T FOLLOW IT
K-19: The Widowmaker (2002)- WATCHABLE, BUT TERRIBLE, AMUSING IN THE SAME WAY AIR FORCE ONE IS AMUSING
What Lies Beneath (2000) - UNWATCHABLE, (BUT I HATE MICHELLE PFEIFFER, SO MY OPINION DOESN'T COUNT)
Random Hearts (1999) - VOMIT
Six Days Seven Nights (1998) - DOUBLE VOMIT
Air Force One (1997) - I LOVE THIS MOVIE, BUT IT'S TERRIBLE
The Devil's Own (1997) - I DIDN'T SEE THIS MOVIE, BUT I'M SURE IT'S BAD.
Sabrina (1995) - DOUBLE VOMIT TO THE MAX. BOGART HE'S NOT.

So I guess since he has no integerity what so ever, it doesn't matter if he does Indie 4. It's going to be awful, but I'll download it and watch it anyway. Does it bother anyone else that Connery is only 12 years older than Harrison Ford? I bet it bothers Connery.
- posted by Mason @ 9:22 AM