4/29/2007
Cars are Gay.
The Megster and I went grocery shopping today at my store. That's an extra four miles if you're counting [and we are], making today an 8 mile [i'm ready, mom's spaghetti] day. Using plastic zip ties, I strapped a crate to my new rear rack and between our two vehicles [that's right, my bike is a vehicle, best rezpekt it as such] we brought home all of the groceries we buy a week. We're the shit. Also, I like that I look like a total stud in that picture.
[unrelated to the above story]
Me: "What are you talking about, there are underwear right here"
Megan: "Those are the small ones, those are Daniel's."
Me: "So?" [putting on the underwear]
Megan: "Why are you wearing them inside out?"
Me: "Because I don't give a fuck."