5/12/2007
Something new from America's Biggest Asshole!
Yeah, yeah yeah. OK, Mason we all know that Donald Trump is a complete and total douche bag, but the piece of shit known as the "The Don" has sunk to a new, and possibly all-time, low. Trump Steaks. Yup, the world's most conceited man now not only has his own line of premium bottled water, but also a signature line of steaks. I'm so sickened by this garbage that I can't really even coherently express my disgust. His promotion of and profiteering from our this nation's shameless excess and gross overconsumption makes me want to retch. I can't wait till he goes bankrupt again. Also, he's been talking shit on my boy Mark Cuban again, so double fuck him and his truly sad comb over.
I would also like to note that one of the most powerful real estate magnates in America has websites that look like I designed them on my iMac in 1998.
Cows really enjoy being shot in the head for your food!