There really is someone better out there. I can make your dreams a reality and I wont rip you off in the process. Just look at the awesome pics below. You don't even know what is possible these days it is absolutely amazing. You can make your place look just like a magazine for a cheap price. Not only that, if you want something completely crazy done I can do that as well. I just did a place for a colorblind guy in only colors he could see. I built a guy an insane bank vault type security system for his offices and he can lock any door in the place with little switches under his desk and without anyone finding out about it. I kid you not, and I could do it again tomorrow for $1200 per door. Switches that light up when locked $20 extra, because that's what the parts cost at radio shack, but you don't know that and some guy is charging you twice as much because what, he has a truck? Oh yeah that's right I'm also good for the environment I will show up atyour place on a bike. That's right 80lbs of tools, a couple of 85 inch long 1x14's, a toilet in a box, and six 6 foot fluorescent bulbs; on a bike. It is a thing to see and really worth hiring me just for that. I will also just haul stuff on my bike, from any where in Manhattan to any where in manhattan $1 lb min 20lb max 200lb or 100kg (you get more if you are French). Oversize and weird stuff is at my discression. I am SERIOUS about all this, this ad, my skills, making you happy. Don't let the kidding fool you. And while were on the matter I'm also gender unbiased. That's right my assistant is a 6'2" redhead who also happens to be my girlfriend. She'll tear up the floor tiles, reroute the pipes for your new sink or drill a hole in a steel beam with the new high torque drill that takes 1/2" bits that she had to have for christmas. Whatever you want. We will show up when you want and will not boss you around. You are paying us. We are not gruff or overly scruffy. We will not act like it is a great big pain in the ass to do any simple little thing. Why do other contractors push their clients around like that? You get all that but still, WE ARE CHEAP AND WE WILL HELP YOU OUT.PERIOD. EVEN IF IT IS A LITTLE NOTHING JOB CALL ME AND I WILL DO IT FOR $20 IF IT IS CLOSE TO WHERE I AM RIGHT THEN You need to call me, Pat. I will fix you right up with anyting you can imagine, if you can't imagine it tell me what you need it to do and I will build you that. Call Pat 646-326-1367 We Have Lived in places that were totally bombed out and fixed them all up for less money because we got free rent, we are doing this right now actually. The guy will tell you we are great. We are open to this, especially if there is lots of space. Manhattan, Colorado Rockies, Florida, Amsterdam, San Francisco, New Orleans, Oklahoma City, Paris France or Dallas Texas areas considered. THIS EXCLUDES QUEENS AND THE BRONX, SORRY. Oh and one more thing, I can fix computers too. Windows all kinds, networking, software, Photoshop (which I'm also awesome at), wireless, Exchange server, Active Directory, FreeBSD on a laptop, or want me to ghost 500 new dells give me 2 days a coffee machine and a kvm switch, or maybe you just dropped the computer okay i won't even mention it. If i don't already know how to work something I can figure it out in about five minutes. Well if I'm going into everything then I can also fix cars, tractors, washing machines, dryers, heaters, lawn mowers, ridiculous saltwater fish tanks, toys, chainsaws, weed eaters, bicycles. etc. this I will do cheaply. (PLEASE GIVE ME OLD BIKES BEFORE YOU THROW THEM AWAY I KNOW PEOPLE WHO NEED 'EM) I could probably hook a bunch of stuff to run your house like in the future. Automatic doors and rotating cabinets. I would love to do that actually and would do it as cheep as possible or at cost. I can also whip up BIG OLD MTV FLAT SCREENS AND ENTERTAINMENT CENTERS WITH LOTS OF BLING however this will be very expensive. I CAN INSTALL BIODIESEL AND OR STRAIGHT VEGITABLE OIL CONVERSIONS especially if you have an old mercedes or any thing with a 7.3 powerstroke diesel i.e. Ford or a anything with big cat engine. I would love to do a boat conversion. Or I could help you setup a bio-diesel co-op. Also I grew up on a farm and could do anything farm related i.e. build barns, plow fields, bale hay, tend livestock, veggie garden or set up a communal farm (anyone got the scratch) since there are no farms in manhattan I would entertain Long Island farmers or those around NYC. We will be your personal assistants full time if you live on a boat or in fabulous loft or a dilapidated where house or a private island and we can live there too. We can act in movies and plays and or write movies or plays for you. Especially Jada, she went to acting school. We have been trying to learn guitar and we know the a e d c g and b7 chords but have been told to just get tabs. We could teach you those chords we know, which are apparently twice as many and the ramones knew so there you could have a carrier in rock thanks to us. Set us loose on any project in the world and await spectacular results. IF I DIDN'T MENTION IT, DOESN'T MEAN I CAN'T DO IT. BUT WAIT THERE'S EVEN A REGULAR AD TOO. Plumbing, Electrical, Carpentry; No Job too small, No budget too tight patcoconstruction@yahoo.com 646-326-1367 We Can Do Holiday Fix-Ups for your party (leaking faucets, running toilet, pain touch up) Assemble gifts, Set Up Decorations, Trees, Wreaths etc. No job is too small! Quick service anywhere in Manhattan. Whether you want to move the sink in the bathroom, install new lighting, or tear the kitchen to bare walls and start all over; we can do it quickly and quietly for considerably less than any estimate you have. If you need to make quick repairs to get your deposit back, can't afford spend $300 having a plumber fix your toilet for five minutes, or need an electrical outlet where there isn't one, don't worry we've got you covered. Small Business love us, we understand what you need and we get the job done. We are also designers, and will include free design advice with any project. We are imaginative and have given great results to our past clients who are our references. Pity and discounts given to the elderly and those living on fixed incomes especially if the situation is dire.

Plumbing, Electrical, Carpentry; No Job too small, No budget too tight
patcoconstruction@yahoo.com 646-326-1367
We Can Do Holiday Fix-Ups for your party (leaking faucets, running toilet, pain touch up) Assemble gifts, Set Up Decorations, Trees, Wreaths etc.
No job is too small! Quick service anywhere in Manhattan.
Whether you want to move the sink in the bathroom, install new lighting, or tear the kitchen to bare walls and start all over; we can do it quickly and quietly for considerably less than any estimate you have. If you need to make quick repairs to get your deposit back, can't afford spend $300 having a plumber fix your toilet for five minutes, or need an electrical outlet where there isn't one, don't worry we've got you covered. Small Business love us, we understand what you need and we get the job done. We are also designers, and will include free design advice with any project. We are imaginative and have given great results to our past clients who are our references. Pity and discounts given to the elderly and those living on fixed incomes especially if the situation is dire.
We designed the colors of this NATURAL STONE bathroom and did a bare wall tear down and rebuild.

CHECK OUT THAT RADIATOR COVER, PEOPLE LOVE THOSE
This was done in a medical office, torn out to the walls.

Many more pictures available, and refrences. 646-326-1367
this is a gigantic loft we built I also fix wheelchairs

Recent Jobs include:
Custom Commercial Security System with Electro-Magnetic Locks
Door Bell Install
remove burners /storage and install stove/oven combo
Split Room to two
Custom Closet
Specialty Water System with handmade wood cover
Flourescent Lighting
vinyl flooring
faucet repair
Formica Countertop
Commercial Space Customization
Remove door, replace with wall
Tile Custom bathroom w/fixtures x2