Wahhh! Wahhh! I need a new mastering deck!



Dear Jesus,

Mom and Dad said that if I ever needed anything all I had to do was pray to you and you would help me. I figure that if praying is good, writing you a polite letter on Mom's stationary would be even better. Jesus, I need a new cassette mastering deck. The one I have is poopy. It's just an early 80's Realistic [that's made by Radio Shack, I don't know how up you are on consumer electronics] single deck home unit. I really need a Tascam 122 MKIII or a 112 MKII [but the 112 isn't as cool and doesn't have XLR inputs]. I want a used one, preferably an older one because the VU meters are warmer and more yellow. If you can get me one, then I promise I'll never do anything bad again and I'll go to church every day for the rest of my life.

Your Friend,
Mason

P.S. - Say Hi to God for me.

P.P.S. - I liked you in that movie where you sang songs and smited the money changers, but I can't remember what it's called.... oh yeah, Grease. You were great in that.
- posted by Mason @ 11:46 PM