Vincent "The Mustachio" Pistachio


i chose not picture a close-up of my mouth because i think that's gross

I've let my beard get pretty fucking long recently, partly because I think it looks cool, and partly because I haven't bothered to trim it. I've let it grow out before, but I think now that I'm thinner it looks way more awesome, and way more homeless. I haven't trimmed my mustache either, and while it really funny, it's starting to be inconvenient. I can only drink through a straw, and I have a very hard time eating sandwiches. Which (obviously) is not so funny given my deep and abiding love of salami hoagies, pit beef sandwiches, and meatball heroes.

Today I decided to do something about it, so I had Megan snip it off. I feel much better now that my 'stache isn't resting on my bottom lip. I know that I "sold out" and that I'm a "bitch", but I can drink out of a cup again unaided. I suppose that only having a normal mustache is small price to pay for that peace of mind.
- posted by Mason @ 11:51 PM