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10/08/2007

Mountain Dew Extreme Sport Thirst Quencher

I'm in Denver. I rode on a plane to get here. I hate flying. Not because "I's skewed da pwane is gunna crash down", but because I'm endlessly sickened by the indignity of it all. By the FEAR and CONTROL.

"Remember, if you don't take your shoes off, the terrorists win."

I'd forgotten about that insane liquids nonsense, and I was forced to throw away an $8 bottle of organic shampoo. Fuckers.

Denver is great. Tomorrow is training! Yay!
- posted by Mason @ 8:50 PM
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