I gots a real long beard, grandma...



So my beard has gotten REALLY long. Almost every day someone at work (usually a customer) says something to the effect of, "I like your beard, dude" or "Man, that's an awesome looking beard!". At the estate sale we went back to today, this old man said, "How'd you get your beard so long?"

My answer was, "Nothing, I just let it grow." What the hell kind of question is that? I don't what sort of response he was expecting. I don't eat a special diet for it. I don't massage special oils into it. I don't anoint it with frankincense. In fact, I do the exact opposite of something in order for it to grow. I guess I could of have said, "What I do is I don't cut it you stupid old bastard." But I'm a sweet boy, so I was nice about it.
- posted by Mason @ 7:15 PM