Will Everyone Please Leave Tom Cruise Alone?



Look at this fucking list of fantastic movies. Pick a bad one that you've seen. You can't mother-fucker. (The only one of that I didn't like was Eyes Wide Shut, but that had nothing to do with TC.) I haven't seen five of them, so I can't pass judgment on those. He's a great actor and there's nothing you can say to make that not so.

So he's a scientologist, so what? It's no more absurd than believing in jesus, and lots of actors labor under that nonsense. So he stood on a chair and yelled, so what? Fuck Oprah anyway. So he criticized the psychiatric community and Brooke Sheilds, so what? Fuck Brooke Sheilds. Which one of them are you more loyal to? When was the last time that stuck-up, tall-ass, bushy-eyebrowed beeotch was in anything worth watching? That Katy Holmes shit? So what. Bo-ring. I saw Batman Begins. I loved it except that Joey Potter was a newspaper reporter. I'm not saying that I like that worthless slag Maggie Gyllenhall anymore, but they couldn't do any worse. "Boo-hoo, a second rate TV actress married one of the richest, most handsome, most famous men on the planet. She looks unhappy all the time, boo-hoo." Who cares? Nobody. Christians hate him because he presents an ideology that's the happy alternative to their bigoted chicanery. Scientology is the cool kids club that only the richest, most successful people in the world are a part of, so it's obviously inferior to all the other lies that people tell themselves, right?

He's one of the best actors of his generation. He's our Paul Newman and you know it. Tell me his performance in Magnolia didn't change your life. Try to say some shit... you can't. You know why? Because Tom Cruise is great and there's nothing you say to deny it.

The list of his wonderful films:

# Mission: Impossible III (2006) .... Ethan Hunt
# War of the Worlds (2005) .... Ray Ferrier
# Collateral (2004) .... Vincent
# The Last Samurai (2003) .... Nathan Algren
# Minority Report (2002) .... Chief John Anderton
# Vanilla Sky (2001) .... David Aames
# Mission: Impossible II (2000) .... Ethan Hunt
# Magnolia (1999) .... Frank T.J. Mackey
# Eyes Wide Shut (1999) .... Dr. William 'Bill' Harford
# Jerry Maguire (1996) .... Jerry Maguire
# Mission: Impossible (1996) .... Ethan Hunt
# Interview with the Vampire (1994) .... Lestat de Lioncourt
# The Firm (1993) .... Mitch McDeere
# A Few Good Men (1992) .... Lt. Daniel Kaffee
# Far and Away (1992) .... Joseph Donnelly
# Days of Thunder (1990) .... Cole Trickle
# Born on the Fourth of July (1989) .... Ron Kovic
# Rain Man (1988) .... Charlie Babbitt
# Cocktail (1988) .... Brian Flanagan
# The Color of Money (1986) .... Vincent Lauria
# Top Gun (1986) .... Maverick
# Legend (1985) .... Jack
# All the Right Moves (1983) .... Stefen Djordjevic
# Risky Business (1983) .... Joel Goodsen
# Losin' It (1983) .... Woody
# The Outsiders (1983) .... Steve Randle
# Taps (1981) .... Cadet Captain David Shawn
# Endless Love (1981) .... Billy

Feel free to state your case against his performance in any of these movies that you have seen, I will go toe to toe with you, and I assure you I will win. Please lay off of Tom Cruise, you don't know what you're talking about.
- posted by Mason @ 10:26 PM