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5/20/2008

I decide whether or not you're innocent.



My judgments are, of course, based solely on lost science of phrenology. You see, criminals' heads are a particular shape, and when I feel the shape of the accuseds' heads, I know if you're guilty or innocent. It's sort of like palm reading, but much more scientific. I even have a degree from the University of Edinburgh. Often criminals have a very pronounced organ of carnivorous instinct, giving them a bloodlust that can't be satisfied. The power of phrenology is, of course, that you can feel someone's skull, take measurements and do a few calculations to know if they might commit a crime someday. That way they can be imprisoned preemptively.
- posted by Mason @ 9:24 PM
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