6/15/2008
Prom Night, aka "The Hills: The Horror Movie"
Horrifically uninteresting. Grotesquely dull. Painfully obvious. The only thing terrifying about this movie was the acting. I hated it. I really, really hated it. I just really didn't enjoy the film at all. It was only 90 minutes, but it felt like four hours. All of the dialog was shot "Hills" style: under-table lighting, two shot, over the shoulder in 3/4 profile. Plot holes? Wow. Let me tell you about plot holes. The fire alarm is pulled and immediately thereafter the main character uses the elevator to go up to the second floor? What? That's just nonsense. The killer breaks down a hotel room door with a medium size fire extinguisher? HA! A telephone line is cut and instead of a busy signal or endless ringing the message "This number is no longer is service or has been disconnected" is heard? Preposterous!
So my point is: this movie is a waste of time. It only gets a 9% on Rotten Tomatoes, so there you go.
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