Blueberries are almost gone... so sad.



Well, fuck. Our friends at Comeback Creek inform us that this week is the last of the Texas blueberries. We're so bummed. We'd been eating shitloads, making ourselves sick on them. At work I got so many culls from produce that I froze three gallons for smoothies. I don't know what we're supposed to do now. I'm so used to having them (and Meg is 1000x more addicted than I am), that I'm not sure what I'll replace them with. We'll have a few more weeks of good peaches (I'm eating one right now), but then they'll be gone too. Sure, we could buy extra and freeze them, but it's just not the same. Texas fruit is the shit.

I forgot to mention this conversation from last week:

Lady: (looking at smoothie menu) Hmmm....
Me: Its not on the menu, but I have some great ripe Texas peaches and I can make you an amazing fresh fruit smoothie out of them if you'd like.
Lady: (making a bad face) No, don't you have anything like a mango frozen yogurt?
Me: (dying a little inside) I could get some frozen mangoes and blend them up with some yogurt.
Lady: But would that be sweet?
Me: (resigned to make a drink that offends me) I could add some Agave to it.
Lady: You don't have any honey?
Me: Sure.

Instead of ordering people should just let me make them whatever I want. They'd be happier in the long run.
- posted by Mason @ 7:47 PM