Oh. My. God.



So this guy from Boston named Oleksiy invented a machine that prints on lattes and cappuccinos. What? Yeah, that's fucking mad cool, no? His company is called onlatte, inc. and they make and are going to start selling this machine. Is it ridiculous? Of course! Is it silly? Of course! Is it totally unnecessary? Of course! And I love it. I haven't a clue as to what anyone would want with this machine, but it's awesome nonetheless. If I had it I would print filthy words on everyone's drinks. Ooohhhhh, you could make cold drinks, shoot whipped cream on top, smooth it out and then print on the whipped cream.

From what I can tell it's very similar to the thing that prints pictures of people's fat co-workers on cheap grocery store cakes, but much lower pressure. I'm actually more interested in it printing in full rainbow color, but I think I'm the only person that would be into it.

Also, I think if you had one of those edible ink printing machines and you were willing to print pornography on cakes you could make a killing. You know there's no fucking way that Albertson's will put big hard boners on people's sweet desserts.


latte printer in action
- posted by Mason @ 9:24 PM