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9/22/2008

Corn Syrup is good for you, by the way...





I cannot begin to tell you how horrified I am at the snarkey glibness of this puerile trash. Even the FDA, those sleazy corporate whores, admit that HFCS isn't natural. My anti-corn syrup stance is mostly based on my hatred of the industrial farming complex in this country and their systematic campaign to kill the poor with diabetes. For further information, please watch the film King Korn.

As a side note, these commercials were uploaded to youtube by the guy from the hilarious website truechristian.com. It took me a second to figure out that it was a joke, which is always the best joke.
- posted by Mason @ 11:47 PM
Ya'll Motherfuckers Said What?:
well,
here's a clip from king korn.
# posted by Blogger Mason : 9/27/08, 12:52 AM
 
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