Contain the Containers: I wish...

9/07/2008

I wish...

I wish I had a friend that made terrible, poorly written, poorly-executed mono-maniacal films about themselves, but who was incredibly emotional fragile and as such everyone indulged him completely in his art. I want this fictional friend to write films about what an amazing and brilliant filmmaker he is, and then produce, direct and star in them too. Everyone else we know would talk constantly behind his back about how incredibly awful the movies were, but would praise him to his face to prevent him from having a total physiological breakdown. It would be my favorite thing ever.
- posted by Mason @ 10:45 AM

Ya'll Motherfuckers Said What?:

I've met about sixty of those guys since returning to school. A hundred more if you count the kids in the animation department.

# posted by

Will S. : 9/10/08, 1:16 AM

Excellent! Where can I see their garbage films? Are they as bad as I want them to be? And, no I don't count animators, because I want the people to star in their own movies.

# posted by

Mason : 9/10/08, 9:42 AM

Here is one by a guy from Dallas named Kybron.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FqsMDlIs2E8

And here is a documentary about him done by one of my other classmates.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSJdeytyYkY

# posted by

Will S. : 9/10/08, 12:59 PM

Here's another one.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5JyVAXI5uWw

# posted by

Will S. : 9/10/08, 9:42 PM