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9/13/2008

If I had a time machine... (part one million)



I would transport back to 1985 and kidnap John Cougar Mellencamp, then bring him back to the present so he could meet his current self, and then punch him in the face. I wish so much that he could feel the disgust that his younger self would have for his current pitiful state. I have no respect for you, John Mellencamp... and neither does Johnny Cougar.
- posted by Mason @ 9:50 PM
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