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9/04/2008

A more rational argument


did i mention that she murders for pleasure?

So I feel like I need to justify my Sarah Palin hatred. Here's a list of reasons that you should pray for her death:

-She's viciously pro-life, even in the case of rape or incest.
-She supports the hunting of grizzly bears and wolves from helicopters.
-She opposes the listing of polar bears as endangered species.
-She hates sex-education (cough, cough, pregnant teenage daughter).
-She loves the death penalty.
-She a member of the ultra-right-wing Assembly of God church.
-She tried to pass a bill to deny same-sex couples insurance benefits.
-She's a staunch creationist and supports it's teaching in public schools.
-She supports drilling in the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge.
-She believes the war in Iraq to be the will of god.
-She's totally unqualified, but you already knew that.
-She's a former member of the Alaska Independence Party, a radical right-wing secessionist group who's members are fully willing to renounce their US citizenship and declare allegiance to Alaska only. Secession is treason, see? She and her husband are both traitors to our country.

Everything that she believes is the exact opposite of what I believe. I will do whatever it takes to make sure she and Grandpa Munster don't get elected.
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