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9/25/2008

Shitty Cola, you were shitty.


yes, it's upside down, because only in some alternate universe where physical laws hold no meaning could this swill be referred to as cola with a straight face.

I drank this horrible garbage masquerading as cola. I hated it. Unequivocally. Overly sweet, undercarbonated, with an unpleasantly earthy and heavily floral finish. Awful. I hate this soda. I hated it so much that I won't even mention its name or link to their pretentious website so as not to contribute to their web-traffic. I took a drink, paused, took a second drink to make sure, then poured the remainder of the bottle down the drain. Please, save yourself the trouble and don't purchase it. I would chug a 2 liter of Dr. Shasta before I would wet my lips with another drop from this bottle of sugarpiss.
- posted by Mason @ 10:34 PM
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