Hempmilk



I tried some Hemp Dream (from Hain, the makers of Rice Dream, Soy Dream, and Almond Dream) that we just got in at work. I googled it, and I don't know if we're a test market for it (and the new Oat Dream), or there's just NOTHING else on the internet about it. Review? Gladly.

There's no image online, so I'll have to take a picture of it. The box is tie-dyed. Yeah. It made me want to puke too. Almost as much as drinking what was inside. Man... look. I know all you other vegans rave about how awesome hemp milk tastes, but I think it's fucking terrible. I hate the flavor, I hate the texture and I especially hate the aftertaste. I just don't get the hype. I presume that the whole thing is based around pothead's love of anything and everything made from their belove-ed herb. But fuck that shit you stupid hippie, I'll stick with soy for cooking and coffee, and almond for recreational drinking.

Did I mention that Hemp Dream is OUTRAGEOUSLY expensive? More than double that of our house brand of soymilk.
- posted by Mason @ 12:00 AM