You're a fucking soda junkie now? You suck.



You don't like Moxie Soda. You would like it if you were from Maine. If you were from new England, you would sell your daughter into white slavery for a 1 oz. shot of this strange elixir. I didn't hate it... I can see how if you grew up accustomed to it's bizarrely herbal taste, you could never drink anything else. It's not really a cola because it doesn't have kola nut, and it's not exactly root beer either. I won't have made up my mind until I've had it on five more separate occasions... it was that strange.

This grape soda, however, was excellent. It's called NuGrape and it comes from Waco, TX (originally from Atlanta, it is now owned by the Big Red company... ewwwww, Big Red). In direct contradiction to my regularly espoused soda edicts, this is artificially flavored. I know, I know, but natural grape soda doesn't taste like grape soda, it tastes like grape juice. Of course it contains cane sugar, but the fake flavor does upset me a little. I would buy this soda again, though I would have enjoyed it more had it been less sweet.

This Nesbitt's Orange crap, on the other hand, really just isn't very good. I need a cane sugar Sunkist or Orange Crush and they're produced so limitedly that they might as well not exist. I would not purchase this bottle orange again.

All of these were purchased last week at The Soda Gallery in Oak Cliff.


the moxie man is going to put his finger in your fucking eye if you're not careful
- posted by Mason @ 12:01 AM