Pumpkin Pie Smoothie



Let me tell you something. There has never, ever, ever, never, nerver, nuevenvon been a better smoothie than my new Pumpkin Pie Smoothie. I modified a recipe that Meg found for me inside the internet. What follows are the professional proportions (in ounces) and the home proportions (in cups). This smoothie will fuck you up.

the pro version:
8 oz vanilla soymilk
4 oz canned pumpkin
1 tsp pumpkin pie spice
1 medium to large frozen banana
1/2 oz agave
4 oz ice cubes

or

the home version:
1 cup vanilla soymilk
1/2 cup canned pumpkin
1 medium to large frozen banana
1 tbsp agave
1/2 tsp cinnamon
1/4 tsp nutmeg
1/8 tsp cloves
1/8 tsp ginger
1/2 cup ice cubes

Toss that shit in the vitamix and blend. Yields one 16oz cup of awesomeness.
If you don't like this, you must have anti-american views, and there should be a national press inquiry regarding them.
- posted by Mason @ 10:36 PM