
12/04/2008
Lynda Carter, The Most Self Indulgent Woman Ever

Oh. Shit. How's about a home recorded VHS tape from 1984, bought an estate sale for $1 that contains the following:
1) Lynda Carter: Body and Soul Variety Special (all singing, all dancing, all nonsense)
2) Entertainment Tonight (from March 1984)
3) Local Dallas Channel 8 Newscast (from the same day)
4) The Hindenburg (a boring PBS special)
5) Terror on the Beach (awesome made for tv from 1973, never available on VHS or DVD movie staring Dennis Weaver and the mom from Roseanne who get terrorized while on vacation by a group of hippies who drive around in an old firetruck and use multitrack recording technology to frighten squares... it's fucking great)
Well, the first thing you'd do is xfer all of that trash (excluding the PBS special) to DVD, then rip it and then post it on Demonoid, wouldn't you? Hell yes you would.
This Lynda Carter thing is just horrible. She finds a way to relate every Cole Porter she poorly lipsyncs to her childhood in Arizona. The tap-dance duet with Ben Vereen is pretty embarrassing and in her country duet segment a red faced, pop-eyed Eddie Rabbit is so out of his mind on blow that he looks ready to tear his own skin off. I'll post the download link after I post it. You should really watch it. Or at least watch these bad clips from it.

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