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1/30/2009

Dolly Parton Pinball Machine


thanks to pinballrebel.com for the pic i stole from them

Meg just hipped me to the fact that there is 1979 Bally pinball machine featuring Mother Mary herself. I would love to play this. I'm straight, but Dolly Parton is fucking fabulous.

Some quotes:
"It's a good thing I was born a girl, otherwise I'd be a drag queen."

"Plastic surgeons are always making mountains out of molehills."

"You'd be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap!"

"I was the first woman to burn my bra - it took the fire department four days to put it out."

"I'm in showbiz. I look at my boobs like they're show horses or show dogs. You've got to keep
them groomed."

"I hope people realize that there is a brain underneath the hair and a heart underneath the boobs."

"I'm not offended by all the dumb blond jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know that I'm not blond."

- posted by Mason @ 9:22 PM
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