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2/04/2009

My New Favorite Joke... Ever


via oldjewstellingjokes.com

I've been telling this joke at work all week. How can I resist a joke about a grocery store? After telling it, my friend Bradley told me this joke: (he didn't tell it like this, obviously. my transcription of it isn't an attempt to tell the joke, only to relate it's structure and meaning such that you might tell it yourself.)
A lady is checking out at the grocery store and the young man sacking her items is mentally handicapped (the word retarded is funnier) As he bags her groceries, he sees she's bought a Diet Coke, a Weight Watchers frozen dinner, a can of cat food and a single serving salad. As he hands her the bag he says, (use retard voice) "Gee lady, I guess you must be single." The lady smiles and says, (use sweet middle aged lady voice) "Oh, could you tell that because of what I bought?". (switch back to retard voice) "No, because you're fuckin' ugly."
I think that's a funny joke. Not as funny as the Broccoli joke, but pretty funny.
Tell me your jokes about the grocery store.
- posted by Mason @ 8:52 PM
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