Great Graffiti, Horrible Coffee



At Ruta Maya coffee house in South Austin, all of the coffee is locally roasted and organic. Too bad their Americanos taste like toilet water. Total shit. The hippie reggae trash on the stage inside forced me my dad out onto the patio, where the dumb ass hippie conversation forced us to choke down our vile brews and leave as quickly as possible. The saving grace of this dump is the pretentious and unintentionally hilarious graffiti in the bathroom.

Clearly the top piece about Hitler is purposely funny. The second two are (I'm fairly certain) serious. Or at least seriously pretentious. Is the bit about rasta a slam against it (as in "sure, you're a rasta, but everything you believe is bullshit because it's still a completely fabricated pack of lies") or is it saying that we're all assholes for not giving rasta the respect it deserves as a recognized religion?

Either way the coffee was crappy.




- posted by Mason @ 5:18 PM